I feel so impure
As I take your hand
And lead you to the dance floor
As the music dies
I'm no longer dry
On the floor's a yellow stream
I feel so mortified

Chorus

I'm going in my pants again
It's on your feet, hope I'm forgiven
Though it's easy to pretend
That it's not made a pool
I should have known better than to wait so long
My body's wastes cannot be held in
So I'm going in my pants again
When I dance with you

Time can never mend
A careless pisser who needs Depends
To the heart and mind
A sphincter in decline
There's no comfort in the truth
Stains are all you'll find

Chorus

Tonight the music doesn't stop
I wish that we could find a mop
Maybe it's better this way
We'd hurt each other with the way I tend to spray
We could have cleaned this floor together
We could have braved this stormy weather
But now who's gonna dance with me
Please stay

Chorus

Now that you've gone
Now that you've gone
Now that you've gone
Was what I did so wrong
So wrong that you had to leave me yellow