Found a game at a local arcade
And I really love this one
Where someone has to jump over barrels
And things aren't getting any dumb...ha!

After a hour of playing,in my lunch break I'll eat
A big bowl of lettuce with no dressing on top
And for dessert,a fresh banana
The beast is back,so don't get stubborn

I'm climbing up,up several ladders
Watch out,it's Donkey Kong
A damsel in distress has to be saved
Watch out,well it's Donkey Kong
Here we go

I love to hammers tons of barrels
And jump over custard-filled pies...ha!
The damsel in distress is
The protoganist's prize

Well,do I see oil barrels? Must be a stubborn trap!
I grab an umbrella so I'll always be floating down
Hold on a minute,fireballs out of nowhere
I'll have to dodge them,yeah I'll have to dodge them

I'm climbing up,up several ladders
Watch out,well it's Donkey Kong
A damsel in distress has to be saved
Watch out...hey! Well it's Donkey Kong

Sometimes I can't believe this can get me too stubborn
Sometimes I can't believe that its sequels didn't rock
Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my ugly Gamecube!"
Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my ugly Xbox!"

Nobody's sure what I do here
And that's just fine with me
Four o'clock is here much too soon now
Though I just really wanna leave

I can play PSP so I can play some Darkstalkers
Maybe I could play some of that Ape Escape
I'm not stubborn,Nintendo fans
Am I stubborn now? Am I stubborn now?

I'm climbing up,up some several ladders now
Watch out,it's Donkey Kong
A damsel in distress has to be saved
Better be careful now,it's Donkey Kong
Watch me play...Hey! Hey! Stand back now!
Look out,papa,it's Donkey Kong
A damsel in distress,she's not stubborn!
Hey! Donkey Kong