I used to think my life was a nightmare
I used to waste most of my time
On going to local bars and drink some wine
But then one day I got a visit
From the cable company
Well,they hooked me up,and plugged me right in
So now I got HDTV

And now I get to watch all my favorite sitcoms
With a better picture quality
It costs me fifteen bucks a month and so on
Yeah but that's all right with me

I got HDTV (HDTV)
HDTV (HDTV)
Oh,several of channels of ecstasy
I love my HDTV,yeah
I love my HDTV

I got the Universal TV Network
Where the A-team was enhanced
In better resolutions
So I'll never stand a chance
CBS Paramount shows are getting
Very high in the frame rates
I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car
So I can watch Disney in a new way

I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs
The kind you couldn't get for free
Now I never wanna leave my apartment
'Cause there's just so much for me to see

On my HDTV (HDTV)
HDTV (HDTV)
Well,if you want to find me
Just know where I'll be
Watchin' my HDTV,yeah
Watchin' my HDTV
'Cause I love my HDTV,yeah
I love my HDTV

My friends are gettin' kinda worried
They think I'm turning into some sort of freak
Oh,but they're just jealous,'cause I've seen Lost
About thirty times this week

On my HDTV (HDTV)
HDTV (HDTV)
Yeah,the latest thing that's always happened to me
I love my HDTV,yeah
I love my HDTV
Well, I gotta have HDTV,yeah
I need my HDTV