All I do is play games all day
I take my Game Boy anywhere
I've beaten Conker's Bad Fur Day
I've downloaded games on my software
Dr. Mario's really hard as Tetris
I get aggravated at every point that I miss

Nintendo of America
Takes up time for such a ton
Nintendo of America
Gonna be my games of nation
Nintendo of America
It won't be a sanitation

Games get old

Too much headaches
My mind, starts to bake
My leg's asleep, can't play ball
I'd rather play Megaman than stare at a wall
I feel funny, bless my soul
Can't play Tetris or a game of bowl
I would rather get the cheats now...I'll get on my feet now
Now I'm sick of the game overs anyhow

Nintendo of America
Amuses me in any location
Nintendo of America
No graphics are a slow motion
Nintendo of America
Gonna need some information

I play Nintendo of America
I just hate game overs
I play Nintendo of America
Wait a minute........
You may not be familiar with the most popular
Nintendo games of all
So just settle down, let me mention them
There's Mario
Double Dragon
Contra
Mortal Kombat
Street Fighter Alpha
Legend of Zelda
F-Zero
Starfox and Metroid

Nintendo of America...So pure!
It's now causin' me eye irritation
Nintendo of America
I don't need a medication
Nintendo of America

My eyes are red!