Doctor,every night I have the Drain-O cleanser
Doctor,listen to me,my bathroom's not better
First the ants are coming to my toilet bowl
Then all of sudden they're out of control
My ant-killing spray,there's something I shouldn't know
Ants are just looking for grease,that's their goal

Now Doctor,wait a minute,you ain't heard nothin' yet
Next comes the part that I won't ever forget
Now it's being covered by those fire ants
They give me the creeps and they're standing a chance
Suddenly I got sick of very high finance
Well my sink's broken by someone else's strong hands

I'm Fixing A Faucet Like Rainbow Brite
I'm Fixing A Faucet Like Rainbow Brite
Night after night after night after night

All right!

Doctor,won't you tell me why those ants are insane
Was it some grease I see or something wrong with my brain
See,I'm scared of the ants when I meet a dinosaur
Try to run,but I'm being still very bored
Then a giant frog appears at the front door
I redo the very same thing I've done before

I'm Fixing A Faucet Like Rainbow Brite
I'm Fixing A Faucet Like Rainbow Brite
Night after night after night after night

And I can't stand ants,but I don't see grease
And it's gettin' just a little too greasy here please
And I'm still afraid,but the ants get loose
Hope they try to escape,but it's just no use
And they can't ever leave,and I can't ever win
And it's not being fair,but the walls ain't closin' in
And they always go back,and always get through
But then since they're here,why don't you stay out and you're all rude
Come on Drain-O,come on!

Doctor,some crazy dreams have started again
That's right,I even wake up screaming now and then
See I'm getting scared,the ants had a big brawl
I'm scared half to death in a bathroom stall
Then some part of my sink doesn't work at all
And I'm sensing that those fire ants are off the wall

I'm Fixing A Faucet Like Rainbow Brite
I'm Fixing A Faucet Like Rainbow Brite
Night after night after night after night

I'm Fixing A Faucet Like Rainbow Brite
I'm Fixing A Faucet Like Rainbow Brite
Night after night after night after night

I'm Fixing A Faucet Like Rainbow Brite
I'm Fixing A Faucet Like Rainbow Brite
Night after night after night after night

I'm Fixing A Faucet Like Rainbow Brite
I'm Fixing A Faucet Like Rainbow Brite
Night after night after night after night