I had no use for living anymore
'Till I saw what I was looking for at a Funko Pop store
My life, it won't be the same again
Now I'm proud to say Yankovic is inside my den

Oh it's all I live for, it's all I need
My vinyl Weird Al
My vinyl Weird Al
My vinyl Weird Al means the world to me

Although he may not be worth much dough
He means much more to me than any Nendoroid, you know
With his accordion, nothing's greater
And best of all, I can throw him at any rude hater

Oh it's all I live for, it's all I need
My vinyl Weird Al
My vinyl Weird Al
My vinyl Weird Al means the world to me
Oh now you can't you see
My vinyl Weird Al
My vinyl Weird Al
My vinyl Weird Al means the world to me

He makes me lose my worries
And even though he can't really sing
I don't want nothing else
No, I don't need anything
Don't need no Figma junk
Don't need no Pokemon plush
No figures of anime girls with those really big eyes
Or ones that have cat ears

When I'm at home watching my TV
I know Weird Al is watching Vanna White with me
He looks so handsome with poofy hair
So glad he's small enough to go with me almost anywhere

(Vinyl Weird Al) He's so tiny
(Vinyl Weird Al) He's so great
(Vinyl Weird Al) Now I have him
(Vinyl Weird Al) He was worth the wait
(Vinyl Weird Al) Look at those dot eyes
(Vinyl Weird Al) He's just so fine
(Vinyl Weird Al) You can look but don't touch now
(Vinyl Weird Al) 'Cause he's mine all mine