Vanna loves me when I have the strangest dreams
I love Vanna and I think that's what this means
First I am Wheel watching in my underwear
Then all of a sudden Vanna's floating in mid air
Her dress falls off and I just can't help but stare
Wedges from the Wheel are flying everywhere

Now in regards to Vanna, you ain't heard nothing yet
Next comes the part I won't ever forget
Now I'm being followed by a puzzle's prize
It offers me some money and an order of fries
Suddenly I'm playing Wheel and hear Pat Sajak's cries
I'm behind the board and that's when I realize

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night and I'm feeling all right
All right!

Vanna is always there and it's always the same
What do I eat for this, or is it just in my brain?
See, I'm on the Wheel set when I see the number four
Try to spin, but the Wheel has been nailed to the floor
Then Pat Sajak pushes me out of the set's big door
And I'm back in the very same place I was beore

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night and I'm feeling all right

And I won't bust out and I won't break free
And because Vanna is here it is just the place for me
Don't make me go home and don't make break loose
And I'll never escape, Vanna's great to use

And I won't ever leave 'cause I know here I win
And we don't need any air and we don't need any spins
And I won't go back and I've gotten through
But Vanna, since you're here I would like to solve the puzzle with you!

Not if you don't want it!

Vanna, all these funny dreams have started again
That's right, I even wake up smooching now and then
See, I'm coming onto Wheel but I forgot its address
And I'm half an hour early for my audition test
Then this funny Pokemon jumps out of my chest
I'm spinning and spinning and I guess you know the rest

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night and I'm feeling all right

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night and I'm feeling all right