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Song Parodies -> "Drink The Diet Coke"
Original Song Title:
"Walk The Dinosaur"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Was (Not Was)
Parody Song Title:
"Drink The Diet Coke"
Parody Written by:
Parker Gabriel
The Lyrics
NOBODY I knew of had EVER bothered to parody "Walk The Dinosaur" before this, as far as I was aware. I figured, "Why shouldn't I be the FIRST, in that case?" So I DID become the first.
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
It was a day like this when TaB was going out of style
I got my quarters out and thought I'd mallrat for a while
The vending machines were being filled and I saw my homey crew
I joined them then plunked down some coins and chugged a whole new brew
I drank the Diet Coke
I drank the Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
Everybody Drink The Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
Everybody Drink The Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
Everybody Drink The Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
Everybody Drink The Diet Coke
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
I knew that PepsiCo was selling something much the same
It tasted similar but now this new stuff changed the game
With public figures taking sides the most that we could do
Was watch the conflict playing out on Madison Avenue
We drank the Diet Coke
We drank the Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
Everybody Drink The Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
Everybody Drink The Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
Everybody Drink The Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
Everybody Drink The Diet Coke
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
But now the government has stuck its fingers in it all
It says "The sweetenings are deadly poison to be recalled
No diabetic can enjoy those kinds of drinks again
Unless you want to kill yourself just dump them down the drain
Don't Drink The Diet Coke
Don't Drink The Diet Coke"
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
No one's gonna Drink The Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
No one's gonna Drink The Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
No one's gonna Drink The Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
No one's gonna Drink The Diet Coke
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
(Repeat till fade out)
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
It was a day like this when TaB was going out of style
I got my quarters out and thought I'd mallrat for a while
The vending machines were being filled and I saw my homey crew
I joined them then plunked down some coins and chugged a whole new brew
I drank the Diet Coke
I drank the Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
Everybody Drink The Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
Everybody Drink The Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
Everybody Drink The Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
Everybody Drink The Diet Coke
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
I knew that PepsiCo was selling something much the same
It tasted similar but now this new stuff changed the game
With public figures taking sides the most that we could do
Was watch the conflict playing out on Madison Avenue
We drank the Diet Coke
We drank the Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
Everybody Drink The Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
Everybody Drink The Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
Everybody Drink The Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
Everybody Drink The Diet Coke
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
But now the government has stuck its fingers in it all
It says "The sweetenings are deadly poison to be recalled
No diabetic can enjoy those kinds of drinks again
Unless you want to kill yourself just dump them down the drain
Don't Drink The Diet Coke
Don't Drink The Diet Coke"
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
No one's gonna Drink The Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
No one's gonna Drink The Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
No one's gonna Drink The Diet Coke
Blowin' the smoke it ain't no joke
No one's gonna Drink The Diet Coke
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
(Repeat till fade out)
"TaB," "Diet Coke," and "PepsiCo" are all registered trademarks.
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