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Song Parodies -> "Hot for Substitute Teacher"
Original Song Title:
"Hot for Teacher"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Van Halen
Parody Song Title:
"Hot for Substitute Teacher"
Parody Written by:
carly_carlz
The Lyrics
I absolutely adore the video for this song, and I've always kinda liked Van Halen, so I put a spin on this song, where the teacher is this old geezer, but he gets sick, so this sexy lady fills in for him. The kids suddenly like English class. As you can see, the song below pays homage to the video. Never seen it? Now you have! This is also my first Van Halen parody. Enjoy!
[Mom]
Now, Waldo. I hope you pay attention in class this week.
[Waldo]
Aww, mom! You know I hate my teacher. He's boring and he's a dinosaur.
[Bus Driver]
Sit down, Waldo!
[People in Class]
Yay! Mr. Oldman is absent today!
Wait a second, man
What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this time?"
"Yippie!"
Wooh!
Oh yeah!
T-T-teacher stop that briefing
Turn to page 16?
The students act like a bunch of fools.
Maybe I should go to Hell
But I can’t really tell
Teacher needs to sub more at this school
I think of all the information that he missed
But then English class was never quite like this!
Ow! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher! (Woo!!)
But I feel bad, so bad
She's not our teacher!
Hey, I heard you missed him
He's back! (Hey!)
I brought my novel!
Give me something to munch on, Dude!
Whoa!
Uh!
Ooo-oo-ooo
You heard about my teacher
And this guy's oh-so cold
Thank God he didn't come to school
Oldman's class was a total yawn
He must be 80 years old
But the sub he hired is so darn cool!
I think of all the information that he missed
But then English class was never quite like this!
Ow! Such a babe, such a babe, such a babe
I'm hot for teacher! (Woo!!)
What makes me sad, so sad?
Substitute teacher!
Whoa!
(Guitar Solo)
Oh man, I think the clock is slow
(What are you doin' this weekend?) I don't feel tired.
Class dismissed!
Ooh-yeah!
I want her back, want her back, want her back
Substitute teacher! (Woo!!)
Whoa!
Oh! Ooh, yes I'm hot
Wow!
Now she's gone!
Boo!
-EPILOGUE-
Michael Anthony went on to become the Jonas Brothers' manager. They fired him because one night, he bought a cheese pizza instead of one with pepperoni. Actress carly_carlz hired him to be her manager upon the loss of his previous job.
Alex Van Halen went on to become Professor Van Halen at a college in Pittsburgh. Carly_carlz had him for a semester and she says he's the coolest professor on campus.
Eddie Van Halen went on to become a best-selling author. His autobiography sold even more copies than Stephenie Meyer's latest.
Waldo is missing, he was last seen on Sunday, August 28th, 2011. If you see him, please call the police.
Carly_carlz went on to win a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for playing the hooker in the film adaptation of J.D. Salinger's novel "The Catcher in the Rye". She also married a rock star very similar to Eddie Van Halen. Lucky lady...
David Lee Roth went on to become America's favorite dad on America's favorite sitcom, also starring carly_carlz.
Now, Waldo. I hope you pay attention in class this week.
[Waldo]
Aww, mom! You know I hate my teacher. He's boring and he's a dinosaur.
[Bus Driver]
Sit down, Waldo!
[People in Class]
Yay! Mr. Oldman is absent today!
Wait a second, man
What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this time?"
"Yippie!"
Wooh!
Oh yeah!
T-T-teacher stop that briefing
Turn to page 16?
The students act like a bunch of fools.
Maybe I should go to Hell
But I can’t really tell
Teacher needs to sub more at this school
I think of all the information that he missed
But then English class was never quite like this!
Ow! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher! (Woo!!)
But I feel bad, so bad
She's not our teacher!
Hey, I heard you missed him
He's back! (Hey!)
I brought my novel!
Give me something to munch on, Dude!
Whoa!
Uh!
Ooo-oo-ooo
You heard about my teacher
And this guy's oh-so cold
Thank God he didn't come to school
Oldman's class was a total yawn
He must be 80 years old
But the sub he hired is so darn cool!
I think of all the information that he missed
But then English class was never quite like this!
Ow! Such a babe, such a babe, such a babe
I'm hot for teacher! (Woo!!)
What makes me sad, so sad?
Substitute teacher!
Whoa!
(Guitar Solo)
Oh man, I think the clock is slow
(What are you doin' this weekend?) I don't feel tired.
Class dismissed!
Ooh-yeah!
I want her back, want her back, want her back
Substitute teacher! (Woo!!)
Whoa!
Oh! Ooh, yes I'm hot
Wow!
Now she's gone!
Boo!
-EPILOGUE-
Michael Anthony went on to become the Jonas Brothers' manager. They fired him because one night, he bought a cheese pizza instead of one with pepperoni. Actress carly_carlz hired him to be her manager upon the loss of his previous job.
Alex Van Halen went on to become Professor Van Halen at a college in Pittsburgh. Carly_carlz had him for a semester and she says he's the coolest professor on campus.
Eddie Van Halen went on to become a best-selling author. His autobiography sold even more copies than Stephenie Meyer's latest.
Waldo is missing, he was last seen on Sunday, August 28th, 2011. If you see him, please call the police.
Carly_carlz went on to win a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for playing the hooker in the film adaptation of J.D. Salinger's novel "The Catcher in the Rye". She also married a rock star very similar to Eddie Van Halen. Lucky lady...
David Lee Roth went on to become America's favorite dad on America's favorite sitcom, also starring carly_carlz.
Hope you liked it. Despite the close attn. to details in this song, this only took me 20 minutes to write.
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I forgot a substantial part to the epilogue: Mr. Oldman died from old age, and the hot sexy girl became his permanent replacement. YOWZA. Also, Michael Anthony bought the cheese pizza by accident, and JB fired him because of that. The JoBros were on their comeback tour, which was a flop. Hardly anyone showed up. Michael Anthony had mixed feelings about being fired, but carly_carlz was a lot nicer to him.
You got a 555% on this test.
You get an A+ for this parody.
You're a genius. Excellent job.
carly's back! Fine job! ;D
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