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Song Parodies -> "Sue"
Original Song Title:
"Jump"
Original Performer:
Van Halen
Parody Song Title:
"Sue"
Parody Written by:
El DeRoblo
The Lyrics
I get broke, and no one comes around.
I got it tough. I've seen the toughest around.
And I know, Eddie, just how you feel.
You've got to roll with the Lawyers to get to what's real
Oh can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the legal machine
I am the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean?
Might as well Sue. Sue!
Might as well Sue.
Sorry Ed, Sue. Sue!
Go ahead, Sue.
Aaa-ohh Hey you! Who said what?
Baby where's your green?
You say you don't know, you won't know
until we begin.
Well can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the legal machine
I am the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean?
Might as well Sue. Sue!
Go ahead, Sue.
Might as well Sue. Sue!
Go ahead, Sue.
(Guitar solo)
(Keyboard solo)
Might as well Sue. Sue!
Go ahead, Sue.
Get it and Sue. Sue!
Go ahead, Sue.
I got it tough. I've seen the toughest around.
And I know, Eddie, just how you feel.
You've got to roll with the Lawyers to get to what's real
Oh can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the legal machine
I am the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean?
Might as well Sue. Sue!
Might as well Sue.
Sorry Ed, Sue. Sue!
Go ahead, Sue.
Aaa-ohh Hey you! Who said what?
Baby where's your green?
You say you don't know, you won't know
until we begin.
Well can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the legal machine
I am the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean?
Might as well Sue. Sue!
Go ahead, Sue.
Might as well Sue. Sue!
Go ahead, Sue.
(Guitar solo)
(Keyboard solo)
Might as well Sue. Sue!
Go ahead, Sue.
Get it and Sue. Sue!
Go ahead, Sue.
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