Song Parodies -> "Hannibal, The Cannibal"

Original Song Title:

"Panama"

Original Performer:

"Hannibal, The Cannibal"

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The Lyrics

It's really silly, but what ELSE am I gonna do while I sit here at my job? WORK?

Stay back, don't hang around
Here he is, tied up and tied down.
He's bad, we have seen what he can do
Fool arond, and he'll do it to you

Why'd you think he's in a cell made of stone
Standing behind plate glass?
Cause he's nuts!

Hannibal! The Cannibal!
Hannibal! The Cannibal!

Ain't nobody like him that Clarice has seen.
He ate a man's liver with a side of fava beans.
He'd love to have a dinner date with you
You mess around with him? My friend, you are through

Why'd you think he's in a cell made of stone
Standing behind plate glass?
'Cause he's nuts!

Hannibal! The Cannibal!
Hannibal! The Cannibal!

(Spoken)
Yeah, we're transportin' him out tonight.
We put him in a holding cell.
Let's go down. It's time for him to go
Wait a minute! How'd he get lose?

He's crazy! Got a razor!
Things are looking real real bad now
Oh brother, he's killed another
This man's missing a FACE, and Lecter's GONE!!!

Hannibal! The Cannibal!
Hannibal! The Cannibal!
Hannibal! The Cannibal!
Hannibal! The Cannibal!
Hannibal!

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