Teen decides to skip out on school one day
Takes along his mate and girl before they graduate
Sends my ire high, this film doesn't know
That the thin veneer of "cool" has some cracks that really show

My (whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
My (whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Bueller's a douche guy (my)
Bueller's a rude guy (my)
Bueller's a douche (my)
Bueller's a douche (my), oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh

See, this dude has skipped school nine times just for fun
Hacked into the computers to remove that, avoids outcome
For all his selfish deeds, I hate how he forces Cameron
To steal his dad's Ferrari, this guy ain't awesome, he's awful

My (whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
My (whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Bueller's a douche guy (my)
Bueller's a rude guy (my)
Bueller's a douche (my), oh-oh-oh
Bueller's a douche (my), oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh (oh-oh), oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh), oh-oh

Doesn't quite seem cool to me
To manipulate those who still love you
Despite you being a self-serving putz
Yet because you get the highest bill
Chasing you down? They're villains, faux-villains
A lovable rogue? No, afraid
That title's one he can't attain
Cause Matthew Brod'rick is kind of a dweeb
Voice too shaky to convey "rebel teen"
And plus his smug face? I plain abhor
I want to reach through the screen and smack his jaw
Stop talking right to me, you little toad
You're not Deadpool, no way you're even close
So I do not like him much
No, I do not like him much
Don't like him much

Film lacks appeal because I'm not rooting
For this taint's ego, he's just not that cool
He comes off as the real villain
Causing all kinds of harm, it amuses him