Song Parodies -> "Tuesday, Super Tuesday"

Original Song Title:

"Sunday, Bloody Sunday"

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Original Performer:

"Tuesday, Super Tuesday"

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The Lyrics

For those of you who don't know, Super Tuesday is a major delegate contest for a presidential Election. Several states hold their primaries at this time and victory can make a nominee while defeat can cause them to fold. Either way, this is both a day to hope for a decent candidate or a day to hide underneath your bed until the whoring politicians have gone on to the next contest... or you can read my parody and laugh...

Tuesday Super Tuesday

(Sung to Sunday, Bloody Sunday - U2)

I went and checked the date today....
This happens every four years and i can't hide away!!

How long?
How long will they sing their song?
How long?
How long?

'Cause today...we will have to suffer them
Today...

Fot the GOp its still race...
As lawyers, MBAs chase Don the basket case!
For the Dems its Hillary...
Don't take her delegates or she will Foster you and me!!

Tuesday, Super Tuesday
Tuesday, Super Tuesday
Tuesday, Super Tuesday (Tuesday, Super Tuesday)
All right lets go!

Will the doctor cure us all?
He worked on brains and he has proof upon the wall!
He is smart; alas I fear...
in D.C.smart and wise aren't welcome here!

Tuesday, Super Tuesday
Tuesday, Super Tuesday

How long...How long will they sing their song?
How long?
How long?

'Cause tonight...they will all be done
Tonight
Tonight (Tuesday, Super Tuesday)
Tonight
Tonight (Tuesday, Super Tuesday)
Tonight
Come get some!

Wipe the filth from your ears...
Get your delegates!
Get your delegates!
I got some delegates! (Tuesday, Super Tuesday)
I gained yet more delegates! (Tuesday, Super Tuesday)

Tuesday, Super Tuesday (Tuesday, Super Tuesday)
Tuesday, Super Tuesday (Tuesday, Super Tuesday)
Here I come!

And we've all become immune
because reality TV is on this afternoon!
And the reasoner beteween our ears...
Is frazzled by Smart Phones and the fear of facing fear!

The real battle's now begun (Tuesday, Super Tuesday)
They all whore for votes until one of them has won! (Tuesday, Super Tuesday)
on...

Tuesday, Super Tuesday
Tuesday, Super Tuesday...

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