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Song Parodies -> "Please Don't Make Sounds"
Original Song Title:
"I Won't Back Down"
Original Performer:
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Parody Song Title:
"Please Don't Make Sounds"
Parody Written by:
Matt Flora
The Lyrics
This song is about the people who make a huge load of noise while they eat their food. Sorry if it offends you
Oh please, don’t make sounds
When you gulp your food down
You can chew on that just as much as you want,
But just don’t make sounds
When I’m not around, just go on making sounds
But when I’m here just try to be quiet eatin’ now
Please just, don’t make sounds
... Yeah, don’t make sounds
Chorus:
(Please don’t make sounds...)
Hey man, there is a quiet way now
(Just don’t make those sounds...)
Please don’t make those sounds
Then maybe I’ll quiet down
Well I guess you’re right, You got just one life
But you’ll be liked more not makin’ sounds with that knife
And I won’t stop now
...Till you stop making sounds
(Please don’t make sounds...)
Hey man, there is a quiet way now
(Just don’t make those sounds...)
Please don’t make those sounds
Then maybe I’ll quiet down
(Please don’t make sounds...)
Hey man, there is a quiet way now
(Just don’t make those sounds...)
Please don’t make those sounds
Then maybe I’ll quiet down
When you gulp your food down
You can chew on that just as much as you want,
But just don’t make sounds
When I’m not around, just go on making sounds
But when I’m here just try to be quiet eatin’ now
Please just, don’t make sounds
... Yeah, don’t make sounds
Chorus:
(Please don’t make sounds...)
Hey man, there is a quiet way now
(Just don’t make those sounds...)
Please don’t make those sounds
Then maybe I’ll quiet down
Well I guess you’re right, You got just one life
But you’ll be liked more not makin’ sounds with that knife
And I won’t stop now
...Till you stop making sounds
(Please don’t make sounds...)
Hey man, there is a quiet way now
(Just don’t make those sounds...)
Please don’t make those sounds
Then maybe I’ll quiet down
(Please don’t make sounds...)
Hey man, there is a quiet way now
(Just don’t make those sounds...)
Please don’t make those sounds
Then maybe I’ll quiet down
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