When it’s dinner time and you try to figure out what everybody wants

You have some frozen meat, or maybe you could make some croissants

There is nothing like the pain of bacon grease splattering on your hand

But salt and pepper prevent the food from tasting bland

So now the grill is shoot, shooting out fire!

The propane’s low so you go to get more

The meat is defrosting

And don’t forget to pick up sides

Some decent things and not just fries!

But once you’re done with the grilling

And the meat’s feeling tender (the meat’s feeling tender)

Once you’re done with the grilling

We’re gonna eat good tonight!

(mmm…) Cole slaw, carrots, dressing, and cabbage
(mmm…) Cole slaw, dull, tasteless, average

Why not some broccoli and cheese or some sweet potato fries?

Or some salsa that’s preferably mild?

And now we’re done so let’s, let's have us some ice cream

Or maybe pie or some kind of torta

My wife likes McGyver

Well I want some bak-la-vah for sure or some
Ma-ple ba-con that’s been cured

Now I’m done with the grilling

And the pans stick together (the pans stick together)

Now I’m done with the grilling

I’m done with cooking tonight

Now I’m done with the grilling

And the pans stick together (the pans stick together)

Now I’m done with the grilling

I’m done with cooking tonight

Shoot, shooting out fire!

The propane’s low so you go to get more

The meat is defrosting

And don’t forget to pick up sides

Some decent things and not just fries!

But once you’re done with the grilling

And the meat’s feeling tender (the meat’s feeling tender)

Once you’re done with the grilling

We’re gonna eat good tonight!

(Repeat)