Song Parodies -> "Scold Me Now"

Original Song Title:

"Hold Me Now"

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Original Performer:

"Scold Me Now"

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The Lyrics

Now has your whip burned
Me as I crawl
Our scrimmage of lewd cruelty has us laughing and loving it all

Look at our life now
Splattered with porn
We run a website where you dominate me as I lie on the lawn

Scold me now
Warm my buns
Handcuff me
The show's begun (The show's begun)

You say I'm a screamer
We're two of a kind
Both of us searching for S & M ecstasy we'll never find

So perhaps I should leave here
Yeah, yeah, go far away
But you know that I won't 'cause your whip and stiletto heels make me obey

Scold me now
Make me crawl
Blindfold me
Let's have a ball (Let's have a ball)

You ask if I love you
Well, what can I say?
You know that I do because all of this pain's just a game that we play

So let's do a new scene now
I will lie on the floor
(And) Then I'll bask in your leathery wickedness
While I just wank myself sore

(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh)

Scold me now
Spank my bum
Please tease me
Don't let me come (Don't let me come)

Scold me now
Kick my butt
Hog-tie me
Then proudly strut (Then proudly strut)

(repeat until the poor bastard gasps his safe-word)

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Ashkicksass - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Now that's more like it! I laughed a little too hard at "Spank my bum..."

Arwen - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Ditto to Miss Kicksass...great work, Mister D...=) 5s...

John Barry - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Great title, JD.

Kristof Robertson (aka Miss Lash) - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

"While I just wank til I'm sore"....nice! 555

mac - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm surprised so many people remember this song.

Mistress Leola - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

I am very pleased that you hit the 'submit' button on this one, servant.

Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks everyone!

Ashkicksass: Oooo, heh heh heh wink wink snicker snicker!

Arwen: Thank you for your ditto-stiletto, My Queenly Mistress!

John Barry: Just seemed kind of obvious to my twisted little brain, I guess!

Kristof Robertson (aka Miss Lash): Yeah, nice unless you're the poor bastard with the sore wanker, heh heh heh!

mac: Well, it was the apex of Thompson Twins' career on the pop charts, so I'm not too surprised.

Mistress Leola: Thank you Mistress, may I submit again? ;-)

Cookie-man - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Whoa! While I yank myself sore........HILARIOUS! Great job (once again!) 555

alvin rhodes - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

you forced me to give you 5s

Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Cookie-man: Thanks! And I hope you give yourself a great job, too!

alvin: And did you ENJOY it? Heh heh heh, thanks!

Peregrin - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

That was great! "We run a website where you dominate me as I lie on the lawn" is wonderful internal rhyme! What's the address of this website JD? I am SURE that Merry would be interested in checking it out, ha ha.

Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Pippin! The address of this website is:

http://amiright.com/parody/80s/thompsontwins4.shtml

;-D

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