Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the city
That Lola Loud’s a obnoxious little sister
But don't, don't, don't let's start
Leni Loud’s got a weak heart
And Clyde McBride doesn’t get around how Ronnie Anne gets around

When Lisa Loud is alone
Cliff is the cat, Lori Loud has a phone
Cliff is an animal
The words he’s singing now
Mean nothing more than "meow"
To an animal
Wake up and smell the cat food
In the town of Royal Woods
Don't try to stop the tail
That wags the hound of Charles

D, world destruction
Over an overture
N, do I need
Apostrophe T, need this torture?

Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the city
That Lola Loud’s a obnoxious little sister
But don't, don't, don't let's start
Leni Loud’s got a weak heart
And Clyde McBride doesn’t get around how Ronnie Anne gets around

No one in the city
Ever gets what he wants
And that is beautiful
The entire city dies
Frustrated and sad
And that is beautiful
He wants what he’s getting
And Lynn Loud wishes he would stop
Saying Carlota Casagrande dig a ding dang depadepa
Carlota Casagrande dig a ding dang depadepa

D, world destruction
Over an overture
N, do I need
Apostrophe T, need this torture?

Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That Lola Loud’s a obnoxious little sister
But don't, don't, don't let's start
Leni Loud’s got a weak heart
And Clyde McBride doesn’t get around how Ronnie Anne gets around

Lincoln Loud doesn’t want to live in this city anymore
Lincoln Loud doesn’t want to live in this city

Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the city
That Lola Loud’s a obnoxious little sister
But don't, don't, don't let's start
Leni Loud’s got a weak heart
And Clyde McBride doesn’t get around how Ronnie Anne gets around