Song Parodies -> "I'm Blaming Gays"

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"It's Raining Men"

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"I'm Blaming Gays"

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In case this story didn't make it over the Atlantic: UKIP councillor blames storms and floods on gay marriage.. having said that, I'm sure you'll be able to find similar idiocy over there, too.

A UKIP spokeswoman said: "It is quite evident that this is not the party's belief but the councillor's own and he is more than entitled to express independent thought despite whether or not other people may deem it standard or correct."

..of course he's entitled to express independent thought: I for one am very pleased he did, because how else is the electorate supposed to find out that he's a homophobic idiot?

Good day! I'm your UKIP councillor
Here's why you should vote for me - You better listen!
Get ready, all you voting chaps
To put those ticks in the UKIP box. - Splendid! -

Water level's rising - the reason why, I know
According to the Bible, that reason is: homos
It's not global warming
Not about climate change
For the worst floods in history:
I'm gonna start blaming gays

I'm blaming gays! Homosexuals! - I'm blaming gays! OK
If we let two men get wed
There's gonna be a flooding threat
I'm blaming gays! Homosexuals!
I'm blaming gays! And their sodding ways
Why're people calling me
Narrow-minded, dumb and mean?

Sodom and Gomorrah, it happened to them too
People didn't listen and God did what He had to do
Blame carbon dioxide? You ain't even warm:
If men wed men not women, He'll send the perfect storm
I'm blaming gays! Homosexuals! - I'm blaming gays! OK!
I'm blaming gays! Homosexuals!
I'm blaming gays! O.....K!

I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin
See the water / Rise over your head
All because gay people wed

God said this to Noah, need to build an ark, you do
Go get all the animals, march 'em up here two by two
Same thing's gonna happen, if there's married guys
Now do not try to tell me - that rainbow is a sign
I'm blaming gays! Yeah!

Stupidity is rising - IQ's getting low
Too right-wing for the Tories, UKIP's the place to go
Cause it's not for the first time
U.K.I.P. has shown it's crazed
Epitome of idiocy
They're gonna start blaming gays

They're blaming gays! Homosexuals! - They're blaming gays! They're crazed
They're blaming gays! Homosexuals! - They're blaming gays!

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Patrick - January 23, 2014 - Report this comment

I looked very briefly at the UKIP website. Sounds like the more conservative end of the Libertarian movement in the US. I once ran into a fellow from the infamous Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas. He blamed the California forest fires and Hurricane Katrina on homosexuality. I could see a "homosexual" accidentally or maybe even intentionally starting a fire. But "homosexuality"? As for the hurricane, wow! I think I touched on that one in "The Channel Needs a Changin'". See if you can find it.

Phil Alexander - January 24, 2014 - Report this comment

Hi Patrick - The UKIP councillor in question defected from the Conservatives because of the gay marriage issue - UKIP's main problem is that they're a single-issue party ("let's leave the EU") who have become the main protest party after the LibDem/Con coalition has shown that there isn't a significant difference between the other three. They've attracted an inordinate number of loons, mainly (though not entirely) on what might be called the Libertarian kind of right wing.. though it seems their quality control for candidates is non-existent. At times, UKIP does look rather like the political arm of the Daily Mail readership.

..I can't help but wonder what the councillor concerned would think to be compared to the Westboro Baptists :)

Just read "The Channel Needs A-Changin'", to find I'd been there before a few years ago - it's still fantastic, extremely well-written.

Nice to see the 1 Fairy has been waving his magic wand and clearing his cookies so many times for this one. I'm surprised he even knows who UKIP is.

Max Power - January 24, 2014 - Report this comment

The unabomber's probably a WBC member for all I know, I mean you can't put it past them.

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