He went away for the holidays
Said he's goin' Georgia way
But he never went there
He never went there
He never went there
They say

The KKK leader's secretly gay
And he's got a stud
In Tennessee

The KKK wizard's secretly gay
He's got a hot stud
In Tennessee

He don't like Jews
Or folks with dark skin
And he don't like gays
Although he is gay

A hypocrite's
All he ever has been
'Cause he don't like gays
Although he is gay

Ringy, ringy, ringy
Up his boyfriend's mom
She saw them in the sheets all night long
Ring, ringy, ringy
Up his woman now
When she finds out
She'll be havin' a cow

Yeah yeah yeah
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

He came back here only yesterday
Brand new member joined today
But it's really quite odd
How they seem so fond
Those two share a bond
They say

Someone saw them in the shed today
K-K-Kissin' all the way
Now the secret is out
What he's all about
There isn't no doubt, hey hey

The KKK leader's openly gay
They know that he's gay
He'd better hide
The KKK wizard's openly gay
They'll give him the rope
If he don't run far away