Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Be X-Rated"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Sedated"

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Original Performer:

"I Wanna Be X-Rated"

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The Lyrics

As if you can't guess, this is dedicated to Malcolm. After complaining about it, this is the closest I am going to come to writing a parody about the site. I tried to keep it somewhat generic, and I'm posting it on a bad day, Xmas. (Keeping it X-rated)

Twenty-twenty-twenty sex jokes to go
I wanna be X-rated
Nothing to write but songs I can't show
I wanna be X-rated

Crawl to a computer, log onto a site
Worry, worry, worry, that censorship's not right
I can't use nicer language, it doesn't have the bite
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Twenty-twenty-twenty dick jokes to go
I wanna be X-rated
Nothing to write but songs I can't show
I wanna be X-rated

Just put me in the handcuffs, put me on a chain
Dirty, dirty, dirty, keeps running through my brain
I can't control the content, and so I'll just complain
Oh yes, oh oh oh oh

Twenty-twenty-twenty breast jokes to go
I wanna be X-rated
Needin' to fight for songs I can't show
I wanna be X-rated

Take away the handcuffs, let the raunchy through
Worry, worry, worry, I can't say the word "screw"
I work from my libido, I don't know what to do
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Boo-boo-boo-boo, boo-boo-boo boob
I wanna be X-rated
Boo-boo-boo-boo, boo-boo-boo boob
I wanna be X-rated
Boo-boo-boo-boo, boo-boo-boo boob
I wanna be X-rated
Boo-boo-boo-boo, boo-boo-boo boob
I wanna be X-rated

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David Chrenko - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Frustrated Rickies - have to be in by twelve o'clock . . . aw, that's a shame. Well, maybe 3X5 will fill you with Christmas cheer. All my best to you and the missus. BTW, you got a phat plug in "Melhi Can Lick Yo' Mama".

Rick D - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment

I just want to say that this was inspired by Malcolm's gripes, but I do not share the sentiment. I actually approve of the stricter controls. As many of you have seen, Chuckies new rules don't mean you can't be clever and subtle and address mature topics. It just means getting rid of the smut, most of which wasn't all that funny. I happen to think Malc and everyone else who is prolific here can find creative ways to get the humor (or humour) in. I had two songs rejected by the old rules, and none since. Now I'm gonna go back to non-site topics.

Johnny D - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Funny! Well done.

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