Just the other day,
My wife she did text me,
Please bring home eggs and bread,
TP and some coffee

More and more messages
Than any man can bear,
They show up on my cell,
Right through thin air

I get an sms from my wife
I get an sms from my mom

They hope that someone gets their
They hope that someone gets their

Message from their cellphone.

A year has passed,
and now I have learned T9,
But I should have known from the start,
It could save me time

Sent a text to my boss,
a raise would be really fine,
and help keep my cellphone bill,
from being late all the time

I sent an sms to my boss
I sent an sms to my bro

I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my

Message on their cellphone.

Now everyone in the world,
is texting everybody they've seen,
A hundred billion messages,
Coming up on our screens

And I remember when,
We used to talk on our phones,
A hundred billion times,
In network or when we'd roam

I sent an sms to myself
I sent an sms to the world

I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my

Message on their cellphone.