Every film you make
And every buck you make
Every flop you make
Each Gigli remake
I'll be watchin' you

Every role you play
And every line you say
Every filming day
Every script you take
I'll be watchin' you

Oh, can't you see
You just make movies
Even some remakes
Like "Planet of the Apes"

Every role you play
And every movie craze
Each co-star you get
If your film upsets
I'll be watchin' you

Your movie's made
So co-stars you'll have to face
On Oscar night
A "Lord of the Rings" craze
You've been a hopeful for many days
But not like Ben
And that J. Lo
And I know hat you'll have to face
All of those darn paparazzi

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Sean Connery
And Halle Berry
No film they should make
With Justin Timberlake

Every plot you choose
And with who you'd schmooze
No flops you should take
Your career's at stake
I'll be watchin' you

Every film you make
Every flop you make

I'll be watchin' you
(Every film you make )
(Every buck you make)
(Every flop you make)
(Each Gigli remake)
I'll be watchin' you
(Every role you play)
(Every line you say)
(Every filming day)
(Every script you take)
I'll be watchin' you

(Every role you take)
(Every flop you take)
(Every line mistake)
(Every role you get)
I'll be watchin' you

(Every movie craze)
(Every line you say)
(Each co star you get)
(If your film upsets)
I'll be watchin' you

(Every film you make)
(Every film remake)
("Planet of the Apes" )
(Every movie craze )
I'll be watchin' you

(Every line you say)
(Every filming day)
(Every script you take)
I'll be watchin' you

(Every role you take)
(Every flop you take)
(Every line mistake)
(Every role you get)
I'll be watchin' you

(Every movie craze)
(Every line you say)
(Each co star you get)
(If your film upsets)
I'll be watchin' you