Floating birthday cakes
Here the walls all shake
Chandeliers will break
In your bed crawl snakes
Haunted Mansion’s Huge

It will fry your brain
From the sink blood drains
The ghost of Mark Twain
Drives a phantom train
Through your living room

It’s so scary
And belongs to me!
Outside there are graves and Zombies have a rave!

There is no escape
Bats fly from the drapes
Your mouth hang’s agape
Since vampires drank
The blood out of you

If you yawn the undead are all disgraced
A see-through knight will attack you with his mace
These haunted grounds the Ghostbusters will not trace
Grim grinning ghosts will spook you when you gaze
When they die they come and take a lease!!!!

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You’ll hear them shriek
And you’ll start to freak
My vacation home is where phantasms roam

Here you might get maimed
Poltergeists aren’t tame
It’s their claim to fame
To take plates and aim
All their throws at you!

You’ve got to be brave
Don’t be scared of wraiths
They’ll be haunting you!

Haunted Mansion’s Huge!

Don’t swim in the lake
You’ll turn into steak
If you like your legs
My advice you’ll take
Gators chomp on you!

In restrooms don’t shave
Bloody Mary waves
And there goes your face
You will join this place
Ghosts are wanting you!

Demons will pull pranks
Break hot water tanks
Make your clothes smell rank
Or the rug they’ll yank
Right from under you!

Watch the crypt doors sway
And hear banshees bray
You should be afraid
A spider parade
Will run after you!

Make you wet your pants
You won’t stand a chance
Hearing ghostly chants
As those ghouls dance
Haunted mansion’s huge!

All your nerves are frayed
And you’re in dismay
Creeps full of decay
Are playing croquet
As they’re haunting you!

Still this place has swank
Must have robbed a bank
Though it’s kind of dank
And your mind goes blank
There’s ghosts haunting you!