Just a healthy guy
Trying to improve my shape
And something caught my eye
About my red wine grapes
It has resveratrol
An anti sedentary mass
So let’s all pump iron as we raise our glass

I’ll have another glass of red wine
The research I read said it was fine
Out to the liquor store to buy
Exercise in a bottle
Exercise in a bottle

A year has passed since I took their advice
Sipping wine all day that is warm or in ice
I feel so good now, it’s the way to go
Who needs heavy weights
When you have some Merlot

I’ll have another glass of red wine
The research I read said it was fine
Out to the liquor store to buy
Domestic or import, I don’t mind
If it’s on sale, that’s a good sign
Exercise in a bottle
Exercise in a bottle

Woke up one morning
And there lying next to me
A hundred billion bottles
Scattered for all to see
My friends all said I was an exercise dork
Until I showed them the study
And then they popped their corks

I’ll have another glass of red wine
The research I read said it was fine
Out to the liquor store to buy
Domestic or import, I don’t mind
If it’s on sale, that is a good sign
Exercise in a bottle
Exercise in a bottle

I’ll have another glass of red wine
I’ll have another glass of red wine
I’ll have another glass of red wine