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Song Parodies -> "Don't Park So Close To Me"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stand So Close To Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Park So Close To Me"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This one is dedicated to Ann Hammond, who doesn't get to experience this frustration, but has others most of us don't want
It's crowded, this mall lot
With all the SUV's
The spaces, so tiny
No spots is what I sees
Oh, Yippee, I see one
The Yugo just pulled out
I'm parking, it's so close now
The shoppers start to shout

Don't park
Don't park so
Don't park so close to me
Don't park
Don't park so
Don't park so close to me

The door I am slamming
Good thing I'm very thin
The lines there on the pavement
Are meant to pack us in
We're gittin' doors hittin'
The car alarm is loud
This Starbucks, too busy
I hat this frickin' crowd

Don't park
Don't park so
Don't park so close to me
Don't park
Don't park so
Don't park so close to me

I'm through with my shopping
My feet just want to die
I stroll out to leave here
I see a stupid guy
He's backing his HumVee
Right next to my fresh painted car
I know I'm not leaving
I just scream "what an ass you are"

Don't park
Don't park so
Don't park so close to me
Don't park
Don't park so
Don't park so close to me

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Ann Hammond - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
How could you do this to me Rick? Now everyone knows I take the bus. :)
Tommy Turtle - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Amen. "Good thing I'm very thin" - lol. 555
Yoidy - February 04, 2007 - Report this comment
The worse thing is; that car is half his age! 555
Michael E Cormier - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I have a wife and 2 kids, so my transportation budget is a little tight. My world travel pretty much consists of where my Reebok's can take me........(and then he met a man with only one foot). lol 555

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