Song Parodies -> "25 Parodies Of Christmas: 17. I Know You're Out There, Santa!"

Original Song Title:

"I Know You're Out There Somewhere"

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Original Performer:

"25 Parodies Of Christmas: 17. I Know You're Out There, Santa!"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

and now, the sequel to "I Saw Mommy Wrestle Santa Claus." in which, after being informed of the "wrestling match" by his daughter. the father goes out on a revenge mission, against the man in red! there could be blood! please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjImFYf2Vzc

I Know You're Out There, Santa!
SANTA!!! SANTA!!!
I'm Gonna Kill You, Santa!
yes, somehow, I'll take my revenge on you!

I'm gaining on you, slowly
I can see marks, from your sleigh
and the reindeer droppings in the streets
you'll pay for riding my wife!
and the rage that you have unleashed
will destroy your derriere!
'cause the dirty ways you did each other
will now cause your end

I Know You're Out There, Santa!
SANTA!!! SANTA!!!
I Know You're Out There, Santa!
Santa, You're A Naughty Boy!
I'm Gonna Kill You, Santa!
SANTA!!! SANTA!!!
I Know I'll Get You, Somehow
and somehow, I'll take my revenge on you!

you secretly got booty
but now, it will be your hole!
I've been searching for you, across every street
'cause fat man, you were mistaken
when I find you, you will pay!
'cause your @$$, I'm kicking
with my own two feet!

I Know You're Out There, Santa!
SANTA!!! SANTA!!!
I Know You're Out There, Santa!
Santa, Can You Hear My Voice?!
I'm Gonna Find You, Santa!
SANTA!!! SANTA!!!
I Know I'll Find You, Santa!
and Santa, pray for mercy, when I do...

yes, it's just about to happen
I can smell your fatman fear
and soon, you will be burning
in that red pajama suit
and if you wake up wondering
where your teeth are, over there!
my hands will close, around your-
throat, I'll stomp you, with my boot!

I Know You're Out There, Santa!
SANTA!!! SANTA!!!
I Know You're Out There, Santa!
Santa, You're A Naughty Boy!
I Know I'll Find You, Santa!
SANTA!!! SANTA!!!
I'm Gonna Get You, Santa!
and somehow, I'll take my revenge on you...

thanks for reading and Merry Christmas!

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