Ooh, met him in a foul swamp, a stinky swamp
Obi said to find I must FLY DAGOBA
Then I saw this little runt, on a tree trunk
He was small, creepy and said: MY NAME'S YODA

Never gonna stop, thinking what, was in Obi's mind
When he found this whack job, don't shut up, what could be behind?
(Yoda) My, my, my, mi-ind, Oooh!

M-m-m-Master Yoda

R2 started freakin' out, freaked out about
That wrinkly dude stealing our FOOD, IT'S YODA!
Turns out that he's not that bad, just kinda mad
And he feeds us stuff that is STEWED WHATAVER!

Now I cannot stop, don't give up, Yoda's on my back
I have to pick up rocks, cannot drop, Come, cut me some slack
(Yoda)My, my, my aye-aye, Oooh!
M-m-m-Master Yoda
M-m-m-Master Yoda

He kinda talks real funny, really funny
Funn'er than that witch from BanJO: GRUNTILDA!
He's also looking scrawny, looking scrawny
Kinda like prof' Trellawny from HARRY POTTER!

Lucas don't give up, make more of Starwars trilogy
You know we're gonna watch, for a touch, of a Yoda spree
My, my, my, aye-aye WHOA!
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I, I, I, aye-aye WANT!
M-m-m-Master Yoda
M-m-m-Master Yoda
M-m-m-Master Yoda
M-m-m-Master Yoda

Ooooooo-ohhh, Master Yoda
Ooooooo-ohhh, Shakespeare Yoda
Ooooooo-ohhh, WE WANT YODA!