I met him in a dam down in Golden Pond
Where trees are limber and it tastes just like chocolate Yahoo
Y.A.H.O.O Yahoo

He was slappin his tail up and down
I asked for his name and in an unusual voice he said
Daggett
D.A.G.G.E.T.T
Da-Da-Da-Da Daggett

Well I wondered if he was a pointy bird thing
But he called me a spoot-head and went to Burger King
Oh my Daggett
Da-Da-Da-Da Daggett

Well i'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why he can say the word "Spoot" but not the word "Damn"
Oh my Daggett
Da-Da-Da-Da Daggett
Da-Da-Da-Da Daggett

Well,he and Norbert started to fight
Cause they wanted different colored nightlights
But they settled the argument with a truce
Then Daggett kickl\ed Norbert in his caboose

Well,i'm not the one to make fun of him
Because it's Norbert's job and his favorite sin to my Daggett
Da-Da-Da-Da Daggett
Da-Da-Da-Da Daggett

Daggett
Da-Da-Da-Da Daggett
Da-Da-Da-Da Daggett

So I helped Daggett out
I counsiled it out
They get along better now
And now they want to destroy a cow
And I will not forget what Daggett said if I asked him if he wanted breakfast in bed
Oh my Daggett
Da-Da-Da-Da Daggett
Da-Da-Da-Da Daggett

I know when the spooting starts to die down
But until then I will party in the town with my Daggett
Da-Da-Da-Da Daggett
Da-Da-Da-Da Daggett

Daggett
Da-Da-Da-Da Daggett
Da-Da-Da-Da Daggett
Daggett
Da-Da-Da-Da Daggett
Da-Da-Da-Da Daggett
Daggett
Da-Da-Da-Da Daggett
Da-Da-Da-Da Daggett
(song fades)