(Old Man Ribber:)
I spoofed on Am-I-Right, I spoof the classics on the site
With pen and paper do I write
Many a spoofer have I met and have I trained
Many an author have we lost, but who's to blame?
We all spoof each night but for one goal we all strive
To keep this site alive

(Airfarcewon:)
I was a writer, in fourth grade back in the day
My fourth grade teacher led my way
I stumbled upon the Balcony to Success
And spoofing here had indeed put me to the test
And though some friends of mine have left without a sound
Hey, I am still around

(John A. Barry:)
I came one day in May, to spoof songs I've known in life
Where puns and languages collide
My hard work here has put me on top of my game
Yet spoofers come and go and that is quite a shame
Yet after all these years, to Am-I-Right, I'm bound
Yes I am still around
We'll always be around, making sound, from the ground, with a pound, future-bound, never down, always found...

(SamuraiMaster:)
I'm not a conqueror, my average is below Dave's
But unto you, my talents gave
To see our friends again here is what we all pray
Perhaps they'll return here to spoof again one day
But until they come, this site we will still maintain
Through spams and "one" pain
We'll spoof on again, through the rain, friends we gain, and remain, not in vain, staying sane, on a plain...