I've never liked the term "Funny" when rating parodies. Not every verse published here is intended to draw laughter. That's why I do not use the ratings 1-5 system. The numbers you see above are not mine. We have all gone through a lot these past few months, personally and as a nation. A friend of mine just lost his mother this morning, ostensibly to the virus. She had tested negative, then the hospital placed her in a room with someone who was already infected. Why does God allow/inflict suffering on people is the oldest question in theology. If Fred Phelps were still alive, he would attribute it to America's toleration of homosexuality, FAGS DOOM NATIONS reads the sign on the fence around the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka. I'm sure it's more complex than that. But, there is no denying that we have sinned as a nation. Abortion. Racism. Pollution. The hatred that has infected the political process. Greed. Arrogance. Envy. War. Maybe it's catching up with us now. If you are innocent of these things, maybe you are God's collateral damage. I can't offer comfort. I do hope you will find it.

"Waaahhh! Why is God actually punishing me for doing everything in my power to vex Him!?"

You know, what I find funny about this whole complaint is how the author somehow still manages to make it all about himself. When MY mother took four years to die from a rare form of cancer that very slowly and yet relentlessly ate its way through her spine, never once did I suspect God had made any of this happen just to get back at ME for my sins, notwithstanding that I've committed quite a few, and some rather terrible ones at that. Considering what a nightmare this author's astronomical ego has made out of what is arguably the relatively minor inconvenience of having to cancel a vacation, I'd say having to go on putting up with his own hate-filled loathsome existence for all eternity will be a sufficient Hell all by itself.

Loathsome Trumpies.

Like Trump's empathy, love of our country, truthfulness, defense of the Constitution, etc., I don't exist.

...will punish this so-called ‘author’ for writing this garbage.

Are you mourning for the loss of your mother in law or the changes to your vacation plans? Not quite clear. Thomas Jefferson once called the God of the Old Testament "The most unpleasant character in fiction". Which says what Jefferson thought of the Bible. If Jefferson was a Deist, as some historians say, he would have believed that God set the wheel in motion, then stood back and watched to see what we would do with His creation. If all the fires, floods, famines and viruses are the fault of human intervention (Donald Trump's malfeasance, specifically), then the Deist viewpoint is affirmed, and God had nothing to do with it. I don't believe in supernatural evil. People are fully capable of any atrocity one can imagine, and some most of us can't imagine. "The Devil made me do it" was a clever line for Flip Wilson. I have a saying I made up, "Planning is the first step to disappointment". The world has gone to Hell, and it's not coming back soon. But, I suspect New Hampshire will still be there when the Democrats decide to end the pandemic in thanks for electing Joe Biden.

Unlike Jeff's kindness, patriotism, honesty, lawfulness, and ability to love any human being other than himself, I actually exist.

Like a Biden voter who isn't a child-abusing murderous racist fascist goose-stepper pervert thug, terrorist, and traitor, I am a myth.

You do realize that by disabling the comments section on your next parody, people will come to this section right?

Me no know.....me no care!

Death to Trump!

Some industrial strength derangement going on here.

Tell me about it, I'll be looking forward to this guy's next product of TDS.

WHY ARE PEOPLE HATING MY AWESOME PARODIES? SURE I DISABLE COMMENTS YOU NAZIS!!!