Toes peelin' on the road
Red bodies on the beach
Humid'ty fills the air
This summer's such a bitch
Got the shakes
From the heat
The sun done melts my bones
In perspiration doused
Thor'ly roast like hot scones

The sky can sear you
Your car seat's stickin' to your buns
You got a sweaty back
And your underarms strong, baby
And I can tell you it's rough to do a marathon
Smack under broiling summery sun

Rememberin' those rain-filled nights
Nice thunderstorms, deluge in streams
September's sun is crazed and blazing
December's now in all my dreams
Now I don't understand
Those sun spots that erupt
I only know the ground's all cracked
I'm hopin' global warming's made up

I've been charred thru
I'm brown an' fryin' in the sun
It's got me walkin' real slow
And I'm snarlin' at everyone
I can tell you the mercury has hit the gong
And still this boiling summer goes on

I might explode today
My poor old air condit'ner's had a heart attack
Whate'er was moist inside my bod's dead:
Burned all black
Wizened, shrivelled and slack
I empathize with lobsters
In pot aglow
Cold days been gone forever
I should remember snow, but

Eggs can fry thru
Without them lyin' in the pan
Just got to plop them down
On that pavement with ham, baby
Violet, ultra, will microwave and melt my dong
Crappiest boiling summer's not done

In an igloo
I'd be frostbitten, having fun
But I'm instead sticked smack
In the equator zone, baby
Sky from hell's made me twice as red as Mao Zedong
Hades! This boiling summer is strong