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Song Parodies -> "Go Hezbollah"
Original Song Title:
"Rock The Casbah"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Clash
Parody Song Title:
"Go Hezbollah"
Parody Written by:
MC Sampler
The Lyrics
This is meant to be tongue in cheeck
GO HEZBOLLAH!
(to tune of Rock the Casbah)
by M.C. Sampler
INRO (SPOKEN): THIS IS GOING OUT TO ALL MY HIZBALLAH HOMIES, YOU MIGHT BE TERRORISTS, BUT AT LEAST YOU GOT A PRETTY NEAT LOOKING FLAG.
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
VERSE ONE:
Such an unfair war, disgusting it is.
Destroying Lebanese while eating gefeltifish
Cmon, Hezbollah Katyusha Rockets.
They're freedom fighters like Davy Crocket.
Prime Minister Elmer Fudd Ohmert?
You have no idea what the hell you're doing there
This war was started by a dorky soldier
Now they're in Gaza with a Jewish bulldozer
using the Bible to justify dyin.
Stop the Jewish media lying
They wanted to play red rover, red rover,
and now you wont let Ahmed come over.
C'mon Israel,( it's) not Orthodox,
Stop fighting wars, stick to the Lox
Its about justice doing what's right,
not bombing people while they sleep at night,
ISRAEL DON'T LIKE "EM
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
They're going to circumcise them
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
VERSE TWO:
Israelis just chilling in their shelters,
While the Lebanese are running helter skelter
Give me a break! Katyusha rockets?
Cmon, more like bottle rockets
Mel Gibson, I got your back.
You had every reason to make that verbal attack
Can't longer justify this war,
Inot being anti Semitic NO more
Condoleeza Rice? She's got no traction,
CMON Talk about Affirmative Action
burning more bridges than Todd Bridges
Killing those kids in Kana and those midgets
destruction of the Lebanese,
Haifas more important than Cedar trees?
Hezbollah's not bad, just admit,
they stole two soldiers, who gives a shit
CHORUS:
ISRAEL DON'T LIKE "EM
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
Allah is going to fight "em
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
VERSE THREE:
Hassan Nasrallah, he's the man,
may be a terrorist,
But look at Uncle Sam.
Cmon, the guy's really not a dick,
The only thing he might need is some Lasik
what's with shower cap wearing Jewish soldiers,
probably need Kosher head and shoulders,
Bombing Lebanon indiscriminately
now they want my damn sympathy?
Destruction of Haifa, what a joke,
Now Beirut, is just a cloud of smoke
Destroying Palestinians so unfair,
Surgical strikes on kids with no underwear
Hamous, falafel, hamas, hezbollah,
putting "em down like they're old yellah!
c'mon y'all, what's up with the truce,
Time to break out the pita and hummous
CHORUS:
I'll never got another job in the entertainment industry again
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
These lyrics are not rhyming
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
It's not for lack of trying
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
ISRAEL DON'T LIKE "EM
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
The Falafel is frying
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
Wish it were 1947. Then I'd be in heaven.
SCREW RESOLUTION 1559
La La La La La
(to tune of Rock the Casbah)
by M.C. Sampler
INRO (SPOKEN): THIS IS GOING OUT TO ALL MY HIZBALLAH HOMIES, YOU MIGHT BE TERRORISTS, BUT AT LEAST YOU GOT A PRETTY NEAT LOOKING FLAG.
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
VERSE ONE:
Such an unfair war, disgusting it is.
Destroying Lebanese while eating gefeltifish
Cmon, Hezbollah Katyusha Rockets.
They're freedom fighters like Davy Crocket.
Prime Minister Elmer Fudd Ohmert?
You have no idea what the hell you're doing there
This war was started by a dorky soldier
Now they're in Gaza with a Jewish bulldozer
using the Bible to justify dyin.
Stop the Jewish media lying
They wanted to play red rover, red rover,
and now you wont let Ahmed come over.
C'mon Israel,( it's) not Orthodox,
Stop fighting wars, stick to the Lox
Its about justice doing what's right,
not bombing people while they sleep at night,
ISRAEL DON'T LIKE "EM
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
They're going to circumcise them
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
VERSE TWO:
Israelis just chilling in their shelters,
While the Lebanese are running helter skelter
Give me a break! Katyusha rockets?
Cmon, more like bottle rockets
Mel Gibson, I got your back.
You had every reason to make that verbal attack
Can't longer justify this war,
Inot being anti Semitic NO more
Condoleeza Rice? She's got no traction,
CMON Talk about Affirmative Action
burning more bridges than Todd Bridges
Killing those kids in Kana and those midgets
destruction of the Lebanese,
Haifas more important than Cedar trees?
Hezbollah's not bad, just admit,
they stole two soldiers, who gives a shit
CHORUS:
ISRAEL DON'T LIKE "EM
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
Allah is going to fight "em
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
VERSE THREE:
Hassan Nasrallah, he's the man,
may be a terrorist,
But look at Uncle Sam.
Cmon, the guy's really not a dick,
The only thing he might need is some Lasik
what's with shower cap wearing Jewish soldiers,
probably need Kosher head and shoulders,
Bombing Lebanon indiscriminately
now they want my damn sympathy?
Destruction of Haifa, what a joke,
Now Beirut, is just a cloud of smoke
Destroying Palestinians so unfair,
Surgical strikes on kids with no underwear
Hamous, falafel, hamas, hezbollah,
putting "em down like they're old yellah!
c'mon y'all, what's up with the truce,
Time to break out the pita and hummous
CHORUS:
I'll never got another job in the entertainment industry again
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
These lyrics are not rhyming
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
It's not for lack of trying
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
ISRAEL DON'T LIKE "EM
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
The Falafel is frying
GO Hezbollah
GO Hezbollah
Wish it were 1947. Then I'd be in heaven.
SCREW RESOLUTION 1559
La La La La La
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Tongue in cheek? You could spend a year with your tongue in a few cheeks and not get anyone to spit on you if you were on fire. Honestly, I don't know how this racist filth got past the moderators. I'm not particularly pleased with some of Israel's latest actions, but then, I don't have maniacs strapping explosives to their bodies and setting them off in the coffee shop where I eat breakfast, so maybe I don't know the whole story. That sort of thing happens in Israel. Me, I'll take their word for it if they say they're bombing a military target. Terrorists like Hezbollah's people are cowards, so it's entirely believable that they would use civilians as human shields by putting their bomb factories in the midst of crowded meighborhoods, hospitals, or schools. Faced with the choice of blowing their bombs up where they're being made, and having a few of their civilians die, or letting the make them and use them against my neighbors and myself, I'd bomb them where they're made, every time. May Allah bless and keep the IDF.
I hear ya', but I still think Israel overreacted, which is why the Middle East hates Israel (at least one of the reasons). I don't justify terrorism, but I also don't accept the fact that Israel and America are not terroristic either.
I only got past the first few lines before I realised this was effectively a free-form "poem" interspersed with a parody of the chorus.
BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your parody sucks! I hope you get cut down by a crazy bastard with an M-60, you commie!
everyone needs to take this with a grain of salt, don't worry he's just samplin' :)
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