Nutritionist:

you like links, that's crazy,
they're hardly healthy food
I personally thik they're yucky,
and greasy bad stuff too..
some are smoked, some are mild
please don't feed them to a child
you like links, that's foolish
they're not too good for you
you like links that's crazy
don't eat more than two

fat patient retorts:

You might make me hysterical
I eat them every week
I boil them up with gravies
and shove them in my beak
and I love that new style
the new mesquite compiled.
you might think I'm foolish
for what's inside my food..
you might think I'm crazy
Jimmy Dean would too.

I like them hard..
so hard when baked
a side of grapes is all it takes
and I keep on goin till they all go down
I keep on goin....

Nutritionist:

Now I think you're delerious
have you seen them made?
lips, and buttholes, stuff mysterious
and some bones they pound
but it would soon be fine
if you tried the veggie kind
then you'd eat some fueling
the kind that's good for you
then you'd not feel lazy
and you could eat two
yes you could eat two
maybe more than two