I don't mind you coming here
and eating all the time
'cause when you're standing oh so near
I used to lose my mind
It's not the perfume that you wear
It's not the ribbons in your hair

I don't mind you coming here
and eating all the time
I don't mind you pigging out
and farting in your sleep

It doesn't matter where you've been
As long as there was grease (yeah)
You always try to wear it well.. but
You look so fat you look like hell

I don't mind you pigging out
and farting in your sleep
I guess you're just over-eating

I needed someone to feed
I guess you're just over-eating

'cause you're so friggin obese (yeah, yeah, obesity)

"repeat chorus and bridge as needed"