Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
But first I gotta go to the place that we all go to when we feel the need

There's a place called the commode
That's where I gotta go to just get rid of it all
Floaters in the john, tropical sounding flush goes on
Now I'm with you again, now that I have visited
The old commode

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take you to
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
But if you first gotta go to the bathroom
Ooh I'll understand, you're at
The commode, you can go fast or you can go slow
That's where you gotta go, down to the commode

Now let's go to the islands together

The commode's flushing takes a lot of chemistry
And the floaters in there use a lot of gravity
But let's forget that now, until we need somehow
To go there once again, I love using those tropical
toilets then
Those really cool commodes

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take you to
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
But now that we're there, we really gotta go
Ooh we'll go once more to
The commode, we'll run there fast and then we'll take it slow
Yeah we enjoy it so, going to the commode.

And now we're done, together once again

Everybody knows a little place called the commode
So if you wanna go to get away from it all
Go down to the commode

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take you to
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
But the most exotic place isn't on the map
Yeah, we'll just go to
The commode, you can run there fast or you can walk there slow
That's where we need to go, down to the commode