Three in the morning and I am already late
To make my way to Wal-Mart for a destiny with fate
Can't believe this day has come upon me at last
Now I'll wish this day was stuck behind me in the past

Chorus: It's just another bad Black Friday
I wish it were Monday
Cause that's my off day
The I don't have to work day
It's just another bad Black Friday

Went and called my carpool but they already came
Now I got no one else but my sorry a$$ to blame
The only thing that I can do is hope and pray
That they won't need me until six o'clock anyway

Chorus

All of the times The alarm clock don't chime
I don't get up oh well My boss'll just give me hell
Cash goes down

He tells me near a wire, "I'm sorry you're fired!"
Oh well, I don't need to work here anyway

Last chorus