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Song Parodies -> "Deadly Pizza (Melrose Monday)"

Original Song Title:

"Manic Monday"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bangles

Parody Song Title:

"Deadly Pizza (Melrose Monday)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Hack

The Lyrics

"tbh" means blowing a raspberry out at anyone.
Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a meal
Now my pizza fell on his shirt
Apologized for a falling piece
But I can't be hungry
'Cause then I guess I just won't feel good
These are the days
When you wish your food was already made

It's just another deadly pizza (tbh, tbh, tbh)
I wish it was a taco (tbh, tbh, tbh)
'Cause that's my dinner (tbh, tbh, tbh)
My I don't have to eat then (tbh, tbh, tbh)
It's just another manic Monday

Have to cook another meal
Got to be at supper at six
And if I had a radio
To listen to Mix Ninety-Six
'Cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what I'm gonna eat
Blame it on the food
But the chef is already there

It's just another Melrose Monday (There she goes)
I wish it was Sunday (There she goes)
'Cause that's my funday (There she goes)
My I don't have to watch then (There she goes)
It's just another Melrose Monday

All of the nights, why did my lover have to cook last night
To get down...Doesn't it matter
That I have to feed the both of us, but microwave is down
He tells me in his bedroom voice
C'mon honey, let's go make some noise
Time it goes so fast (When you're having fun)

It's just another deadly pizza (tbh, tbh, tbh)
I wish it was a taco (tbh, tbh, tbh)
'Cause that's my dinner (tbh, tbh, tbh)
My I don't have to eat then (tbh, tbh, tbh)
It's just another manic Monday
It's just another Melrose Monday (There she goes)
I wish it was Sunday (There she goes)
My I don't have to watch then (There she goes)
It's just another Melrose Monday

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