Woke up in the morning
Late, I got too much sleep!
Throw my clothes on, one problem!
I can’t find my boxers!
Lost boxers!
Lost boxers!
Lost boxers!

I thought I had seen
Extra pair of undies thrown around!
Already late, look at the clock
I only found my socks!
Have plenty of socks
Can’t find my lost boxers!
Lost boxers
Lost boxers
Lost boxers!

Lost bo-oo-oo-xers
Lost bo-oo-oo-xers

Mustn’t go commando (ooh no)
Is this a joke!? (ooh no)
I’m in trouble (ooh no)
So befuddled! (ooh no)
Only got my pants (ooh no)
Now I need a plan (ooh no)

Lost, lost
Lost boxers!
Ow, ow

Went out anyway
Feeling naked
Must’ve been taken
Just wear long pants
Feeling so vacant
People staring

Lost boxers!
Lost boxers!

Lost bo-oo-oxers
Lost bo-oo-oxers
Ooh no
Ooh no

My eyes are darting (Ooh no)
People laughing (Ooh no)
Body’s tensing (Ooh no)
Pants are slippin’ (Ooh no)

Lost, lost
Lost boxers!
Ow, ow!

They’re lost!

Where are my undies?
Not in top drawer
Down the street, I’m walking
Everybody's looking

Stop to tie my shoelace
Bending down
Scaring small children
Butt is hanging out!

Even with belt on,
Eyes forever scarred!
Folks can see my blubber

Folks walking my way (what what!?)
Small children look away! (eek! eek!)
People jump off a bridge (blllaaaggghh)
Chased down by dog, bitch (yyeeeeoooowww)
Pants fall, then I trip! (neeeeiiigghhh)
Run now, police coming (no no no no no no no)
“What’s wrong with his leg, mama?” (yiyiyiyiyi-ow!)
People were appalled (oh no, oh no!)
I have to wear a barrel! (aaaaahhhhhhh!!)

Lost box-ers
Lost box-ers
Lost box-ers
Lost box-ers