VERSE 1 (sung by Strong Bad):

You may find yourself checking your email
You may find yourself clicking on Easter eggs of that email
And you may find yourself answering emails from some random guy
With a stupid name…and a stupid face
And you may ask yourself…well…what should I click on?

CHORUS (sung by Homestar Runner):

He is the Strong Bad guy, he always checks his email
He is the Strong Bad guy, answering all his emails
On the website again, and I am Homestar Runner
It is the right time to answer Strong Bad’s email

VERSE 2 (sung by Strong Bad):

You may ask yourself, how do you type with boxing gloves on my hands?
And you may ask yourself, where IS The Cheat when I need him?
And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful Compy
And you may tell yourself, THIS is not how I check-a-the email!

(CHORUS)

BRIDGE 1 (sung by Coach Z):

These peoples is tryin’ to fade me! (8x)

VERSE 3 (sung by Homestar Runner):

Hey Strong Bad! Is there ice cream yet?
We are standing in the middle of an island
Hey Strong Bad! Check this out!
Toons (toons, toons, toons)
Games! Charac – down – store! E-e-mail! (Homestar's voice overlaps with itself during this last line of the verse)

(CHORUS 2x)

VERSE 4 (sung by Strong Bad):

You may ask yourself, where IS my beautiful Compy?
You may ask yourself, where the crap is Homestar Runner?
You may ask yourself, was Trogdor a man or a dragon man?
And you may say to yourself, maybe he was just a dragon!

BRIDGE 2 (sung by Coach Z, with lyrics in parentheses by Homestar Runner):

You did a great jorb
You did a great jaerb
You did a great joraerb
Ramrod…Hamster…Stairmaster…Homegrown?!
You did a great jeoraerb
You did a great jeorghb
You did a great…you did a great…you did a great jorb!

(He is the Strong Bad Guy!)
Great jorb…jaerb…joraerb?
(He is the Strong Bad Guy!)
Ramrod…Amscray…Stairmaster?!
(Checking his email!)
(Checking his email!)