[Verse 1: Jordan C. P. Strader]
Hey!

And There Was An Oatmeal Cookie,
And There Would Be A Little Feeling.
And There Can Be GradeAUnderA.
I'm Making Sure I'm Not Imagining.

See The Warrior As a Brain,
Now See The Duck In Space,
Take A Minute To Look Away,
And Look Out For The Race.

[Chorus: Jordan]

There Was A Papyrus, There Was Another Robber.
Yes, There Was.
There Was A Snake That's running, There Was A Detective,
Yes, There Was.


[Verse 2: Jordan]

And There Was Waking Up The Neighbors,
And There Was Honking Someone's Nose.
And There Was Walking On The Gravy,
From The Mashed Potatoes Rose.

Looking Into The Darkest Days,
He's Falling Into The World,
Never Running Around And There Was,
Vegetables In The Earth.

[Chorus: Jordan]
There Was A Person Striking Bat At Baseball,
Yes, There Was. (Hey)
There Was A Thief Who Stole All Of the cookies,
(Yes, There Was) Hey!


[Bridge: Jordan]
They Saw It On There, Nobody Can Hear,
They Weren't Sure About Everything.
No Time For Pac-Man To Eat All The Pellets,
No Time For Monsters To Chomp Everyone, Cause There Was!
(Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey!)

[Verse 3: Jordan]
There Was No Donut In The Snowman,
And There Was Nothing But The Snow,
There Has Been News About The Incident,
There Has Been Things Written On It Too, No!

(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh,
Oh, Oh, Out, Oh, Oh,
Oh, Oh! Oh, oh, oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,
Oh, Oh Oh, Oh!)

[Chorus: Jordan]
There Was A Monster, There Was Not A Rainbow,
Yes, There Was.
There Wasn't Anyone, Just Saw The Rainbow,
Yes, There Was.

There Was A World Of The Upside Down Land And There Was,
They Had No Way To Find Out About Some Questions, And There Was.

And There Was!
And There Was.
And There Was.
And There Was!
Hey!
And There Was!
And There Was!
And There Was?
And There Was!