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Song Parodies -> "Sittin' on Your Wits"

Original Song Title:

"Puttin' On The Ritz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Taco

Parody Song Title:

"Sittin' on Your Wits"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

midi..http://ynucc.yeungnam.ac.kr/~bwlee/midi_pq.htm....scroll to Puttin' on the Ritz (no.1)
If you've poo and you don't know where is the loo
Why don't you go where keister fits,
Sittin' on your wits.

Snotty types they like to gloat, they do pipe
And how they do quote, "We have wits"
They are where we sit!

All alike they're million dollar bloopers
Trying hard to sound so very super (what a pooper).

Come don't be interstellar, don't be pricks
You know that the glove does fit
Sittin' on your wits.

Come on now it's good for you to join us in our venue
You have been so unaware that your nose is in the air
You have been such a scholar, you've spent on learning dollars
Join us in the fun, it's about doggone time!(it's about doggone time!)

If you're new and you don't know who is who
I can tell you where fashion sits,
Sittin' on their wits.

Another type who thinks he's smart, so he pipes
'Til break of day (*choke*), it's a blitz
Sittin' on his wits.

He is such a boring party pooper
Trying hard to sound so very super (in a stupor)

Come and nix the all the tellers, walk with hicks
Or dumb fellers in their midst,
Sittin' on their wits.

Tell them they're such boring party poopers
Trying hard to sound so very super (what a dufus)

If you've poo and you don't know where is the loo
Why don't you go where keister fits,
Sittin' on your wits.
Sittin' on your wits.
Sittin' on your wits.
Sittin' on your wits.

Groove
Groove

Take a chance.
Take a chance.

If you've poo and you don't know where is the loo
Why don't you go where keister fits,
Sittin' on your wits.
Sittin' on your wits.
Sittin' on your wits.

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Adagio - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I should have put a further top comment on this one...I'm just talking about PRETENTIOUS smart people.
Jeff Reuben - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked this one a lot. Perfect pacing, really went well with the song
Adagio - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff
Michael McVey - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't have to pretend I'm smart because I really am :P~. This is quite funny. Just about as funny as my very own "Putin's On The Splits". -- MM
Johnny D - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Adagio, 5's! This parody reminds me of a science fiction story I read a long time ago....in one of the story's scenes, two guys were in a boxing match, and one of them took every punch without flinching, without staggering, without looking dazed in the slightest, until his opponent was too exhausted to continue. Turns out the winner had been genetically engineered to have his brain located right where this parody says it is!
Adagio - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
As long as your not pretentious...I enjoy braininess. Your hilarious parody is why I hesitated putting in my offering, but I couldn't resist the song.
Adagio - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe, Johnny! Thanks!
John Barry - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Can envision laughing as I watch Gene Wilder and Peter Boyle hoofing and singing this one. Michael, I've gotta go look at your "Putin" tune.
Um... - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't get it. But maybe I'm just not brainy enough...
Adagio - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JB and um.
Adagio - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
JB...I envisioned the same thing while I was writing it...it made for a funny nature of the tune. :D
Paul Robinson - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, Another very fine job here. Pacing seemed spot-on to me. I got the same image JB did of Wilder & Boyle spinning this one out in "Young Frankenstein". 5's across...
Adagio - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot, Paul! :D
aoid - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
No offense, but I do not like parodies of this subject matter.
Adagio - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not really surprised, aoid, but may I ask...what subject matter are you refering to? Brains and their placement?
aoid - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm referring to parodies about going to the bathroom, which is what this one appears to be about. Of course, many people have seen my comments about such parodies. I just don't see the humor.
Hmmm - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Looks like aoid is sitting on his or her wits right about now...
aiod - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
To "Hmmm": I am MALE!
aoid - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
For cryin' out loud, do I need to tell you again that I'm a GUY? You just don't get it, do you?
Adagio - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe....Hmmm, you're aoid baiting..:D aoid, it's not about bathroom stuff at all..get your mind out of the toilet.
Aoid - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry; it's just that the first line or two turned me off right away; I guess it was just a misunderstanding on my part. I still don't like parodies that deal with bathroom-related stuff (and it's clear to me now that this one doesn't). We all know what it's like to be misunderstood, right?
Hmmm - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Spoken like a real man, Aoid. Please excuse my earlier baiting. You've proven yourself to be a conscientious objector to toilet humor instead of a knee-jerk-jerk, and that's a good thing. Did you see any of Mike Meyers' "Austin Powers" movies?
Yoidy - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm a big fan of the OS, and your parody gets its message across very well! Funny 5s.
Adagio - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Yoidy!
Agrimorfee - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) It moves along in the intellectual Adagio-style. It's got Wit!
Jason - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC-S) Very witty indeed. 555
Below Average Dave - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC-S) www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX12fJOd6H8 is a better original to go by. . .it's such a fun original song Adagio, and you performed it so effortlessly. . .I won't get into all the "toilet" stuff listed above, as I personally think that even if this had been toilet humor I am not automatically against it if it's done well, but the song is very clever. . .and clever in a fun way. . .good job here.
Adagio - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee, Jason and Dave!! (thanks for the music link).
bobpiecheese - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-S) Catchy OS, hilarious parody...we can all tell that YOUR 'wits' aren't up your fundamental orifice. Super job!
Adagio - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks bobpiecheese! ; )
Johnny D - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above, and LOOK OUT BELOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!! ;-)
Adagio - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny!!
Michael McVey - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Very well-written and funny. It has a few similarities to my "Putin's On the Splits", but the subject is very different.---MM
Rick C - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Nicely done, Pat. Perfectly paced, smart and funny :-) 555
Stuart McArthur - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3S) had a great rhythm to it, Pat, and some lovely word combos - 555
Adagio - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks MM, Rick C.. and Stu.
Red Ant - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Fine job on a hard OS to parody, Pat. Fun to sing along. 5s
Matthias - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Very Witty
Adagio - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack and Matthias.
Jeff Reuben - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
See above! Again, great job, I really enjoyed this one.
Jack Wilson - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job, LOL Ive had this OS on my to do list for a while now, as in 3 months
Adagio - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff and Jack!
Mikey Squirrel - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) I love this song! Very interesting and smart parody. Good job, Adagio.

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