Filled with poo and then out from him it flew
His trousers took a direct hit, Putin took a sh!t
It smelled ripe, worse than a soiled goat
Bowels griped and they couldn’t hold
So, a blitz, Putin took a sh!t

Dressed up not knowing he’d be a pooper
Then his pants were gonna need a scooper, pooper scooper
Butt flow mixed with trou once mellow
On it sticks to this brown fellow, perfect fit
Putin donned a sh!t

Then there was the smell, and whew!
Not a doubt that it was poo
They can smell it in the air, clenching noses everywhere
“Guy shat!” is what they holler. “Flow up to his collar?”
Drenched his leg with slime, made for a nasal crime

Filled with poo and then out from him it blew
His trousers took a direct hit, Putin dropped a sh!t
It smelled ripe, worse than a clogged boat
Head with dreck flowing to the hold
So, a blitz, Putin’s unclogged sh!t

Messed up his dress since he’s not a stooper
To the throne because he’s a pants pooper, super pooper
Bum flow ick!, a no-fart smell, whoa!!
On it sticks to dreck-drowned fellow, this guy stinks!
Putin’s wrought from sh!t