Song Parodies -> "My Name is Luca (Brasi, That Is)"

Original Song Title:

"Luka"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"My Name is Luca (Brasi, That Is)"

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The Lyrics

This one seems obvious. I'm surprised it's never been done before at Amiright. Be that as it may .....

My name is Luca
I work for the Corleones
I serve the same Don as you
Whacking's how I made my bones
If you heard a sound last week
A kind of muffed, blood curdling shriek
Just dont ask me what that was
Just dont ask me what that was
Just dont ask me what that was

I think it's cause I'm massive
I dont have to talk too much
When Vito goes to make an offer
I provide a comic touch
You better free ol' John Fontane
Or on this form I'll blow your brains
You dont refuse us anymore
You dont refuse us anymore
You dont refuse us anymore

No, not feeling OK
Got dumped into the drink again
With a fish that's what they'll say
Solozzo BINGED me good today
I guess if I had one last wish
I'd sleep with hookers, not with fish
So just dont ask me where I am
Just dont ask me where I am
You just dont ask me where I am

My name is Luca
I just quit the Corleones
I came here to spy on you
Looks like I got my cover blown
If you should see me in a bar
With bulging eyes and saying "Garrgh"
Just dont ask me how I am
Just dont ask me how I am
Just dont ask me how I am

They only garrote to take your life
Pin your right hand with a knife
You just dont struggle anymore
You just dont struggle anymore
You just dont struggle ..

Anymore

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Callmelennie - May 16, 2016 - Report this comment

Couple of tweaks .... "You can't refuse us anymore" would have tracked "an offer he can't refuse" better. And "you best free up ol' John Fontane" would have tracked the OS's meter perfectly.

Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - May 19, 2016 - Report this comment

Not bad. But what about adding some local color, language, even recipes to the mix? Dean Martin taught us about pasta fazool.

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