Domo Arig-ito Justice Alito

Domo Arig-ito Justice Alito
You thought you knew what was right
Domo Arig-ito Justice Alito
Now with Breyer you must fight

He just does what he can
(Secret, secret, he’s got a secret)
Looks like a mannequin
(Secret, secret, he’s got a secret)
Scalia’s biggest fan
(Secret, secret, he’s got a secret)
He is the modren man

He’s got a secret he’s been hiding under his skin
His heart is blackened, his blood is rusty, he thinks he can win
So if you see his fiery dissents, don’t be surprised
He’s just a man who’s really someone with something to hide
He keeps cells alive, he keeps cells alive
But suspects can die, but suspects can die

He’s just a justice without a notion, he’s just what you see
He clings to Roberts and welcomes Gorsuch but hates RBG
He’s no one’s hero, he’s no one’s savior, that’s what you should know
He’s just a man whose jurisprudence is beyond his control
Beyond his control, and we need control
I need control, SCOTUS needs control

He is the modren man
(Secret, secret, he’s got a secret)
Who hides behind his robe
(Secret, secret, he’s got a secret)
So speech can be money
(Secret, secret, he’s got a secret)
And gays will not be free

Domo Arig-ito Justice Alito
Domo (domo) Domo (domo)
Domo Arig-ito Justice Alito
Domo (domo) Domo (domo)

Thank you very much, Justice Alito
For doing a job Sandra didn’t want to
And thank you very much, Justice Alito
For being there for Bush when he needed you
Thank you, thank you
I wanna thank you

The problem’s plain to see
5-4 now, soon 6-3
Who claim to be pro-life
But dislike equal rights

The time has come at last
(Secret, secret, he’s got a secret)
To throw away his mask
(Secret, secret, he’s got a secret)
So RBG can see
(Secret, secret, he’s got a secret)
His true identity

He’s Scalito, Scalito, Scalito, Scalito