My plight's the fright of that snake hissing
One look makes you die
The whole school's at risk
Now the halls are filled with slime
This creature's so weird, We'll fight!

(Don't eye it's eyes, Don't eye it's eyes, Don't eye it's eyes, Don't eye it's eyes...)

I think it killed Filch's annoying cat
One down the rest are screwed
The students fill their drawers and chug their gin
Rumor has it's the Heir of Slytherian
Come again and the chamber's open wide
All once again, We're seeing that thing slide
Oh no!

The Basilisk
It's a snake that is quite huge
Gaze meets your eye
Like Colin Creevey you're doomed
The mandrake root might save the day
Brought back to your prime
It's such a pest, Slays all our guests
So we're in a bind... This is the Basilisk!
This is the Basilisk!

Monster we dread
Cause you'll be petrified
You're frozen and can't move
Don't meet it's vision or you will straight up die
It's time to take it on, To the chamber I'll dive
How'd I know? Voldemort caused all these frowns?
Ginny, She groans, His book's taken her down
She's fried!

The Basilisk
Got jabbed with it's venom tooth
Won't hear me whine, My sword will just slice right through
(It's head is thrown!)
That Basilisk
(Patched up when Fawkes cries)
Used a fang and that book went poof
(I fixed Ginny's groans, It' true)
That chick's now fine
(I freakin' saved her life!)
It's just what I tend to do