Mew-ew-ew-ew (repeat X3)

Mom and dad aren't here because away they went
Kids wondering how the day will be spent
Then something comes to them there
It is a cat guy that's got more that just hair
Cat In Hat, got a crazy hat
He's a feline tornado storm, kind of a brat
Seduces the kids to get them in a jam
Does these hijinks then goes on the lam
Kids aren't cross, don't have wrath
At that Cat that's ramblin' all around
They think it's a trouble day if mom should see this sight
Though they are quite young they know that this isn't right
But Cat ain't through and what next do they spy?
Things 1 and 2, oh my oh my!
Compared to the Cat they are really wild
Got more sass than Cat, creating crap piles

Worse than Cat they're ramblin' around
And when mom comes home there's gonna be a big plight
They gotta clean the place up and make things all right
That's what they do, give the old college try
Cat changes tune, helps get house dry
Got a machine, cleans even carpet pile
Then Cat goes "scat", mom enters with a smile