there's your malcolm-titty fats, with your skin too dry
put this blue robe on, we'll go inside
your big fat head makes you look so mean
we'll cut this out, and you'll be so lean


it's your bum that we'll lighten tonight..
no steel seats and your pants not tight
there ain't a damn thing that a diet can do
it's your bum that we'll lighten tonight

you buy doughnuts eight for a dollar,
and pizza sized for two
you thought.. this fat's low but once inside
now you weigh 362

now the lean folk all have bypass,
but oprah had a band
she 's got fat once again, see her fingers?
lickin chicken until they're clean..

it's your bum that we'll lighten tonight..
no steel seats and your pants not tight
there ain't a damn thing that a diet can do
it's your bum that we'll lighten tonight

well your chest may still be pounding..
and here's no more drinking beer
you'll soon be thinner,
and you won't look like a steer


it's your bum that we'll lighten tonight..
no steel seats and your pants not tight
there ain't a damn thing that a diet can do
it's your bum that we'll lighten tonight

it's your bum that we'll lighten tonight..
it's your bum that we'll lighten tonight..
it's your bum that we'll lighten tonight..
it's within our reach tonight

there aint a god damn thing that a diet can do
lie right down as we cut in through
your big seat will so soon be so light
it's your bum that we'll lighten tonight..