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Song Parodies -> "Russians"

Original Song Title:

"Russians"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sting

Parody Song Title:

"Russians"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

In Europe and in the USA
there's a growing feeling of nause-ay
Mass graves, raped women and blood and gore
in the best tradition of a Mongol horde
Mister Putin says said, "We will nuke Ukraine"
yet he does not appear to me insane
It'd be such an imbecile thing to do
if the Russians behaved like humans too

How can I avoid the World War Three
when Russians are on a murder spree?
They act like a gang of jerks and dorks
they behave just like a horde of Orcs
We share in West the democracy,
while they live in kleptocracy
Believe me when I say to you
I hope the Russians behaved like humans too

They commit impudent atrocities
their lies tell of monstrosities
They no more haves a winnable war
It's a lie we don't believe anymore
Mister Putin speaks of denazifying
It's all just blatant, deceitful lying
It would not be such a task to dot
if the Russians behaved like humans too

We share in West the democracy,
while they live in kleptocracy
For us there is not much more to do
I hope the Russians behaved like humans too

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