No telephone - the bill's too high
My cell phone has been cut off - left me high and dry
No time to write - ain't got no stamps
I spend all my time online anyway - okay?
So I will send the latest joke
A picture of Saddam & Bush - both snorting coke
I'll warn you oft of viruses
Tho' Urban Legends claim
That they are just a hoax

I emailed to say I love you
Send you crap to show how much I care
I expect you to forward them
To twenty of your closest dearest friends

I don't keep up with family
'Cus sadly they don't have a single ol' PC
Letters from me, they have not seen
Don't even have some access to a fax machine
I won't drop in, so do not beg
No sticking notes onto a little pigeon's leg
But my plan is - I'm telling you
To fill your inbox up like no-one else can do

I emailed to say I love you
Send you crap to show how much I care
I expect you to forward them
To twenty of your closest dearest friends

I emailed to say I love you
Send you crap to show how much I care
I expect you to forward them
To twenty of your closest dearest friends
To your friends, all your friends