-> "Don't You Know What A Hyphen Do?"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Don't You Know What The Night Can Do?"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Don't You Know What A Hyphen Do?"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Hear the teacher exclaiming, do you know punctuation?
We can learn about grammar, in all its glamour
You can keep a sentence rollin; when you use a semi-colon
Get two independent clauses; but with pauses
Now's the time, our subject's finally getting through
Hope you're listening closely
For contractions, or when something belongs to you
You'll need an - apostrophe
Don't you know what a hyphen do?
It can break-up a word for you
It can separate clauses too
When you're writing to mama: take a pause, use a comma
Let parenthesis enfold you, let them hold you
Trying to write a participle, the keyboard breaks, I'm feeling fickle
Feel like I left you hanging? It was dangling
Now we're dash-ing towards the chorus yet again, head to our destination
When we get there, we'll shout don't keep it in. What's the point? Exclamation!
Don't you know what a hyphen do?
It can break-up a word for you
It can separate clauses too
Don't you know what a hyphen do?
Don't you know what a hyphen do...
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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